I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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