"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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