I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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