The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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