You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
