Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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