Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just found puke in my bra..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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