My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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