i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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