no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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