Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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