found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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