So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Randomize
