I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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