I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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