she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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