Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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