He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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