dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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