at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
