We won't sleep together?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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