I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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