Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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