the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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