she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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