Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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