I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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