K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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