They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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