My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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