I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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