it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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