Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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