Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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