This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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