"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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