my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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