Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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