new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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