guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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