from now on my penis is your penis
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
