Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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