He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Bring me that man meat
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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