The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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