Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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