Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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