Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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