he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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