This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wish you could order shots online.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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