I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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