No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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