How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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