do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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