We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
