Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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