dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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