He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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